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To: Barney who wrote (21994)	1/10/2002 10:49:39 AM
From: mr.mark	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

lotta laughs to be had perusing that old thread....

To: Barney who wrote (21994)	1/10/2002 1:43:46 PM
From: ild	Respond to of 62558

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.