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To: Barney who wrote (22031)1/12/2002 1:03:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62559
 
Phrases of Wisdom......
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1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

5. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

6. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

7. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

8. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

9. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

10. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.