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To: mr.mark who wrote (22054)	1/13/2002 10:51:24 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?" Woman: "Four." Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?" Woman: "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George." Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?" Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe."

To: mr.mark who wrote (22054)	1/14/2002 1:59:27 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62559

LOL, mr. mark. A violent tropical storm enveloped a sailing yacht off the southern coast of Florida lasting all night and most of the next morning. As the sky cleared and the seas calmed, the people on the yacht realized they were grounded on a coral reef about a mile from shore in shark infested waters. Most of those aboard the yacht were badly injured from their ordeal. The only able bodied that were on board were a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. The doctor said "Someone is going to have to swim ashore and get some help. I would volunteer but most of the crew and passengers are in pretty bad shape and I am needed here to care for them." The priest replied "I would volunteer to go also, but I might be needed to comfort the injured or perform last rights." The lawyer said, "No problem." He immediately dived into the shark infested water. There was a great turbulence in the water whereupon the doctor and priest notice that all of the sharks have formed a double line from the yacht to shore allowing the lawyer to swim between them. "It is a miracle!" says the priest The doctor looking at the lawyer swimming to shore says, "No Father. Not a miracle. It's professional courtesy!"

To: mr.mark who wrote (22054)	1/14/2002 8:13:26 PM
From: Giordano Bruno	Respond to of 62559

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