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To: The Rabbit who wrote (22074)1/15/2002 7:32:13 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
Famous Last Words
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Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

What happens if you touch these two wires tog--

We won't need reservations.

It's always sunny there this time of the year.

Don't worry, it's not loaded.

They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.

You can make it easy... that train isn't coming fast.

Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.

Let's see if it's loaded.

Step on her, boy, we're only going 75.

Just watch me dive from that bridge.

If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop.

What? Your mother is going to stay another month?

Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?

"C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?"--Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father."
--Darth Vader

"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff."
--NASA techie



To: The Rabbit who wrote (22074)1/15/2002 8:50:12 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62567
 
Can you get by on $436 a month?

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