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To: Cooters who wrote (22122)	1/18/2002 1:51:31 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "OK, do you have a boyfriend?" asks the midwife. "No, no boyfriend either". "Do you have a partner then"?. "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own. After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman."You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that she is black". "Well," replies the girl,.. "I was down on my luck, with no money, and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie, The lead man was black. "Oh, I'm so sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," replies the girl, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?" "Oh I'm sorry" the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further, but your baby has slanted eyes." "Uh, well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents it to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the rear. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims. "Well thank God for that. I was afraid it was going to BARK."

To: Cooters who wrote (22122)	1/19/2002 4:33:09 PM
From: SHELTIE	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Eastern Humor; Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.