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To: Stang who wrote (22175)1/23/2002 9:15:55 AM
From: Stang  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.
Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm.' 'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there-that's all they talk about.
Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."

Stang



To: Stang who wrote (22175)1/24/2002 9:51:06 AM
From: Stang  Respond to of 62567
 
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"

Stang