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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (22218)	1/24/2002 1:21:59 AM
From: Jorj X Mckie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Osama bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left > > over from the latest bombing, and found a copper jug > > with a wax plug. He pried it loose and out popped a > > female genie; "How may I serve you, Master?" she > > inquired. > > > > Osama was not impressed. "Don't need anything from > > an (expurgated) female!" he said, churlishly. > > > > "But. Master, I MUST do SOMETHING for you, or I have > > to go back into confinement! Please! Isn't there > > anything I can get you?" > > > > All right!" snapped Osama churlishly, "Tomorrow > > morning, I want to find three American Women in bed > > with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost!" > > > > "Your wish is my command!" said the genie (miffed), > > and vanished. > > > > The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena > > Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in bed > > with him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken, > > and he had no Medical Insurance,