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To: MrLucky who wrote (6635)1/30/2002 11:29:25 PM
From: Alan Smithee  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 14610
 
Good Accountant/Auditor jokes are few and far between.

Here's one. I'd give it a B-

prostitute goes into the tax preparer to get her tax form done. "Okay," says the tax guy, "We need to list your profession for income purposes."

"Well," she says, "Prostitution."

"No, no we can't put that down!" the tax guy says.

"Oh well, then a hooker," she says.

"No, no, still won't accept that."

So she thinks for a minute and replies, "Chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?" says the tax guy.

"Sure," she says, "I raised over 200 cocks last year!"