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To: bosquedog who wrote (22329)	1/31/2002 6:06:01 PM
From: bosquedog	Respond to of 62558

Prostitute Parrots A lady approaches a priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?", the priest asked. "They only know how to say 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?'" "That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots. I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Hopefully, my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship." "Thank you." said the lady. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some FUN?" One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "PUT THE BEADS AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!"

To: bosquedog who wrote (22329)	1/31/2002 7:52:37 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62558

Men! "Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a few seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup!!! It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Kreme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, I dropped my cellphone I had shouldered against my ear into the coffee between my legs DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!" ---------------