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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Stang who wrote (22349)	2/1/2002 4:25:49 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62558

The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose theme was Viagra Advertising Slogans. Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. 10) Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up! 9) Viagra, The Quicker Pecker Upper 8) Viagra, Like A Rock! 7) Viagra, When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be There Tonight. 6) Viagra, Be All That You Can Be 5) Viagra, Reach Out And Touch Someone 4) Viagra, Strong Enough For A [Woman], But Made For A [Man]. 3) Viagra, Tastes Great!.....More Filling! 2) Viagra, We Bring Good Things To Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1) This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.