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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (22377)	2/4/2002 9:43:25 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

.... just thinking... The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. Peter's Law: You can't fall off the floor. A woman would rather have beauty than brains, because a man can see better than he can think. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Remember : Wherever you go, there you are. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and... A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone... That way, when a telemarketer rings up, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until she hangs up. Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the three major food groups: the chocolate group, the salty-snack group and the caffeine group. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. A man's best friend is his dog... That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.