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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (22395)	2/5/2002 10:31:16 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

... still pondering... I don't know about art, but I know what makes me say,"$2000 for that piece of junk?! Are you nuts?!" If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cat. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, and even fewer still to ignore them completely. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? It seems that people read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals... Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency: I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor. True, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.