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To: Maurice Winn who wrote (112991)2/11/2002 5:15:45 AM
From: Curbstone  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 152472
 
Maurice, I don't want to beat this thing to death but we could REALLY be on to something here!

Top Ten Reasons Why Irwin Jacobs Should Install $100M Qual-commodes In India:

#10 BREW enabled speed-dial door openers.

#9 CDMA PORT-a-Potties: software upgrades, MP3 downloads, bill payment services, battery charging: "While U Wait"

#8 Adverising: (Holding up a CDMA phone while entering a Qual-commode) "Don't leave home without it!"

#7 Would provide some relief from the monotony of literally "jumping from payphone to payphone"

#6 Killer App! SMELLIPHONE!

#5 Hands-Free kit sales would multiply exponentially

#4 Would give new meaning to the term: Service Providers

#3 Upgradablity, backwards compatibilty, and a clear migration path to 3G

#2 Would lend much-needed credibility to the saying, "Our stock is in the Crapper"

And the number one reason why Irwin Jacobs should spend $100M installing Qual-commodes in India:

#1 Toilet Paper could be printed to look like Nokia stock certificates

Curbstone