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To: Ian@SI who wrote (22532)	2/16/2002 11:14:59 PM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62549

omigod ... A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you ?" The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth. A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says. He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away. A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him. "Mister", she says, "Have you ever been Fucked ?" "No", he says with a hopeful grin. "Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."