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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (22537)2/18/2002 12:24:18 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Humor on the Hill

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
- Bill Clinton

The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.
- Presidential candidate Bob Dole

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Dan Quayle

"It pains me to admit that my father's idea of the perfect son is Al Gore" - George W. Bush

"I didn't say that I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear."
- attributed to George Romney in National Review, 1967

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Vice President Al Gore

"It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."
- George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Feb. 2000

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude."
- Alexander Hague, American Politician