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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (22625)	2/23/2002 8:10:43 PM
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Toy Orthodoxy: Capitalism: "He who dies with the most toys, wins" Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Anglican - They were our toys first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Baptist - Once played, always played. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. Calvinism - He who dies with the most toys was eternally predestined to win Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Hedonism - To heck with the rule book! Let's play! Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from; let's just play with them. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Pantheism - All toys are interrelated or there are no toys, everything is sacred Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Unitarian - I respect your toy even if you disrespect mine. *Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.