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To: sandintoes who wrote (22674)	2/28/2002 1:24:02 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

sandintoes, did you write that? you are too clever!

To: sandintoes who wrote (22674)	2/28/2002 3:18:28 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

hehehe:Comebacks For Comebacks For Men... Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: Oh, just cheap perfume then. Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. Man: Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts? Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep. Man: You mean this isn't a nightmare? Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. Man: Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE! Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter, -OR- Stop. Man: Really? You look more like a "Yield." Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Here's a donation to restore the exterior. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here! Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Man: You're right. I was lying. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.