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To: Mighty_Mezz who wrote (22705)3/1/2002 2:36:55 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Sorry... Wrong Number

Late one Friday night, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone...

In a sleepy grumpy voice I said, "Hello."

The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech.

"OK... Mom, this is Marsha and I'm sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I'm going to be a little late getting home. See, Daddy's car has a flat but it's not my fault. Really! I don't know what happened. The tire just went flat while John and I were inside the theater. Please don't be mad, okay?"

Since I don't have any daughters, I knew the person had misdialed. "I'm sorry dear, "I replied, "but you've reached the wrong number. I don't have a daughter named Marsha."

"Come on, Mom," pleaded the young woman's voice, "I didn't think you'd be this mad."



To: Mighty_Mezz who wrote (22705)3/1/2002 5:25:06 PM
From: ProphetAble  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
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Which I'd bought for Ang