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To: High Grader who wrote (22730)	3/1/2002 11:44:43 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62549

Drinking Personality (Women & Men) > >Before you order a drink in public, you >should read this! Seven New York City >bartenders were asked if they could nail a >woman's personality based on what she >drinks. Though interviewed separately, >they concurred on almost all counts. The >results: > > > Drink: Beer > Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down >to earth. > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of >pool. > > Drink: Blender Drinks > Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a >pain in the ass. > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want >to be her cabana boy. > > Drink: Mixed Drinks > Personality: Older, more refined, high >maintenance, has very picky taste; knows >exactly what she wants. > Your Approach: You won't have to approach >her. If she's interested, she'll send you >a drink. > > Drink: Wine (not including White Zinfandel) > Personality: Conservative and classy; >sophisticated, yet giggles. > Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel >and spend quiet evenings with friends. > > Drink: White Zinfandel > Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy >and sophisticated, actually has no clue. > Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than >she is...this should be an easy target. > > Drink: Shots > Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy >pals and looking to get totally drunk... >and naked. > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. >You have been blessed. Nothing to do but >wait; just be careful not to make her mad! > > Drink: Tequila >No explanations required - everyone just >knows what happens there. > > Then, there is the Male addendum ---- > > The deal with guys is, as always, very >simple and clear cut: > > Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get >laid. > > Imported Beer: He likes good beer and >wants to get laid. > > Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give >him a sophisticated image to help him get >laid. > > Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about >anything but getting laid. > > Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance >with the toothless waitress. > > White Zinfandel: He's gay!