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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tony McFadden who wrote (22756)	3/5/2002 8:59:34 AM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62581

> An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is > chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears > the most awful blood-curdling screams. > "Don't worry about that," says St Peter, "it's only someone having the > holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings." > The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. > Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my > God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" > "Not to worry," says St Peter, "they are just having their head > drilled to fit the halo." > "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell." > "You can't go there," says St Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized." > "Yes, but I've already got the holes for that," says the old lady.