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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (22772)	3/7/2002 1:42:20 AM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62552

> A good pun is its own reword. > > A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. > > Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. > > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > > A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. > > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. > > Sea captains don't like crew cuts. > > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > > Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. > > Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. > > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I