The Date
Diane had been divorced for a few years and, very lonely, finally consented to going out on a date
 with Tony, the gentleman her daughter fixed her up with.

Tony picked her up and they went on a picnic in a very secluded spot. Tony also had been divorced
 for a long time and found himself very attracted to Diane, and despite her resistance at first to his
 advances, he finally was able to make love to her.

Diane was mortified at her lack of self-control and sobbed, "I don't know how I can face my daughter,
 knowing that in a time of weakness I sinned twice!"

Tony said, "What do you mean 'twice'? We only did it once!"

Diane looked at Tony and said, "Well, you're going to do it again, aren't you?"