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To: ManyMoose who wrote (239742)3/19/2002 2:30:14 AM
From: Kevin Rose  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
On a lighter note, from Rhymes With Orange/Hilary Price (who says us liberals can't laugh at ourselves):

One Mother Confesses

My husband's plastic army men were in our basement, and I knew it was only a matter of time before my 4-year-old son found them.

So I went downstairs with some scissors and cut off all their weapons.

Now my son plays with little men
fiercely pointing at each other...

Night, all.



To: ManyMoose who wrote (239742)3/19/2002 7:12:42 AM
From: Ish  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
<<My sister worked as an airport security person inspecting handbags and such. She didn't take kindly to humorous suggestions that "You're taking your life in your hands if you open my purse!">>

Two years ago I read where a smart alec that I went to school with was asked what was in his brief case at the airport. He told them "A bomb". His life took a sudden turn for the worse and he's still facing more charges.