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To: sandintoes who wrote (22961)	3/19/2002 10:10:18 PM
From: bosquedog	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Anderson is actually spelled Andersen. Now why would I know that? Here is the requisite joke for the thread. Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you."

To: sandintoes who wrote (22961)	3/20/2002 8:54:37 AM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62558

Roooooooaaar One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I'd ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!! ...........I tell you, I just shit my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't<BR> blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out<BR> at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no... not back then, just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!!!"