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To: sandintoes who wrote (23007)	3/21/2002 12:11:40 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Every morning, Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. > > And on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same > > streetcorner, day after day. Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he > > approached her for what was > > (most certainly) about to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from > > the > > curb. "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. > > > > This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for several days. > > > > He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars." He'd yell back, "Five > > dollars!" > > > > One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his > > jog. > > As the jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly > > > > realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including > > Hillary) and he would have to come up with a damn good explanation for his > > > > wife, the junior Senator. > > > > As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill became > > overcome with anxiety on how to handle the situation. Sure enough, there > > she > > was --standing where she always did. > > > > Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as she looked up at the > > jogging > > executives. > > > > Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill .."See what you get for five > > bucks?"