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To: Alan Brezin who wrote (33451)4/1/2002 3:39:00 PM
From: Frederick Smart  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 39621
 
The Church of The Fast Lane...

>>I wish to propose a new religion to take the place of all of the irrelevant mystical superstition based manipulative divisive ones that dominate the world today. It will be called "The Church Of the Fast Lane" and its primary purpose is to sanction those of us who wish to be able to drive fast in the left hand lane to honk our horns, shake our fists, shoot birds, flash our bright lights, curse and throw plastic water bottles at the jerks who get in that lane to to drive 10 mph under the speed limit, usually in a Toyota Corolla, because they are going to make a left turn 5 or 10 miles down the road. These people seem oblivious to the drivers stuck behind them and should be excommunicated from their drivers license and automobile. Amen and hallelujah brothers and sisters.>>

And the great thing is that worship is being held in this church all over this insane world that individuals have been unwittingly been duped, conned and sliced and diced into worshipping by evil spirits from hell.

All the good comes direct from Heaven and our Lord. All the bad comes from Hell.

Give credit to where it's due.

You and everyone is free to Worship Hell on Wheels!!

GO!!

Just do us all a favor, please give credit to where these insane and dark thoughts come from!!

119293!!