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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23221)	4/5/2002 10:00:17 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

On the subject of Wilt... A neighbor of mine has a friend in the Seattle area who supposedly had a date some years ago with Pepper Schwartz, who's a professor who's been on Politically Incorrect and written books on the sociology/psychology of sex, I think. The neighbor says that his friend said Pepper mentioned that she had dated Wilt the Stilt and been one of the 20,000 or whatever women Wilt allegedly slept with. I guess it gave the guy some pause and feelings of inadequacy, but he managed to proceed sexually and Pepper supposedly told him he was quite all right....

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23221)	4/7/2002 1:50:07 AM
From: Raymond Duray	Respond to of 62558

Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck? He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool. ************************************************** This is "Joke Show" weekend on "A Prarie Home Companion": phc.mpr.org Thus, a Minnesota joke: Ole took Inga home with him and took off his shirt. Inga says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare." Ole says, "Inga, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite." Next he took off his pants. Inga says, "Ole dat's nice calves you have dare." Ole says, " Inga dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite." Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants. Inga screamed and ran out the door. Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her. Catching her, Ole said, "Inga, viy did you run out like dat?" Inga said, "Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas!