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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (23248)	4/8/2002 2:08:21 PM
From: Murrey Walker	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

The Perks of Being Well Over 50... 1. Your protect your brain cells by doing little to nothing. 2. Your can't remember secrets. 3. Your joints hurt all the time and who gives a damn about the weather. 4. People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People ask if you're feeling okay. 6. Learning is for the youngsters (those under 50). 7. You can't afford to buy anything (you lost it all in the market). 8. You can eat dinner at noon. 9. What's Sex?. 10. You enjoy group discussion about other peoples operations. 11. Your pension plan got Enronized. 12. You have a party and nobody comes. 13. You drive 45 mph or slower. 14. You have a beer belly and you haven't had a beer in years. 15. You sing along with Lawrence Welk music. 16. Your eyes get much worse just when you thought they wouldn't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is a financial boondoggle. 18. You can't remember where your wife is.