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To: Carolyn who wrote (23441)	4/29/2002 9:35:34 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62549

And speaking of sex.... Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end." The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes." The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz, we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours." The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?" "I wiped my hands on the drapes."