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To: High Grader who wrote (23515)	5/7/2002 1:57:03 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Why I Never Wash ----------------- * People who wash are hypocrites -- they think they are cleaner than everybody else. * There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which is best. * I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped. * I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter. * None of my friends wash. * I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier. * I can't spare the time. * The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer. * People who make soap are only after your money.