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To: ild who wrote (23619)	5/19/2002 6:58:07 AM
From: Tony McFadden	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The only lesson to be learned from these stories (if they are indeed true) is that thre is a surplus of incompetent attorneys out there representing companies... hmmmmmmm.... Tony

To: ild who wrote (23619)	5/19/2002 2:37:06 PM
From: xr1	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Subject: Choice One Health Plan > > > >A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local > >hospital, when during her tour of floors, she > >passed a > >room where a male patient was > >masturbating. > > > >"Oh my GOD!" said the lady. "That's disgraceful; > >why is he doing that?" > > > >The doctor leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, > >but this man has a very > >serious condition where the > >testicles rapidly fill with semen. > >If he doesn't do that five times a day, > >they'll explode and he will die within minutes." > > > >"Oh, that's terrible," said the lady. > > > >In the very next room they could see > >that a female nurse was performing > >oral sex on a different male patient. > > > >"OH my GOD!" said the lady, "How can that be > >justified?" > > > >The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health > >plan." >