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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (23632)	5/20/2002 1:46:05 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Reality ~~~ Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything. ~~~ I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." ~~~ If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. ~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ~~~ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. ~~~ You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. ~~~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. ~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.