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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Gersh Avery who wrote (23649)	5/23/2002 12:19:47 AM
From: Step1	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Hope airplane jokes are ok >>> On a flight a passenger rings the flight attendant call button and asks the stewardess if he can visit the cockpit. The flight attendant says that as soon as they level off she will be pleased to take him up to the flight deck for a tour. A few minutes later, she comes back and tells the passenger that the captain says it is ok to come up for a visit now. She opens the cockpit door for him and then starts explaining about all the buttons, lights and levers and what they do and then introduces the flight crew like this: "On the left is the captain, he flies the airplane; on the right is the first officer and his job is to navigate; and the third man behind, I think his job is to give sexual advice to the captain ... "Sexual advice ! " says the passenger in disbelief... "Yeah " says the stewardess, "every time he says something to the captain , the captain turns around and says" :" If I need any f%#$ing advice , I `ll ask you , all right ...!!" <<<<