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To: Ian@SI who wrote (23657)	5/23/2002 3:47:41 PM
From: arnold silver	Respond to of 62558

Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S. Washington D.C. 20591 >Dear Sirs I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I >may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same >time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet. Here's my >plan: Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should >replace all of our flight attendants with naked females. Muslims would not >then board our planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course every >businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of >seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the >airline industry would probably have record sales. Hell, I'd fly all over >just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that republican congress didn't >already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these >issues? Sincerely, Bill Clinton

To: Ian@SI who wrote (23657)	5/23/2002 5:51:43 PM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Have You Found Jesus? --------------------------- A drunk stumbles along a Baptist baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am." The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I have not, Reverend." The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"