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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (23665)5/24/2002 10:48:45 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62547
 
REAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

Snow blower for sale... Only used on snowy days.

Wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.

Full sized mattress. 20 yr. Warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Nordic track $300 hardly used, call chubby

Georgia peaches California grown - 89 cents lb.

Nice parachute: never opened - used once

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer & dryer $300.

Open house: body shapers toning salon - free coffee & donuts



To: Arthur Radley who wrote (23665)5/24/2002 3:41:31 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62547
 
Hindu speaking to a "Born Again" Christian:

"Of course I am born again. And again and again and again."



To: Arthur Radley who wrote (23665)5/24/2002 5:53:38 PM
From: High Grader  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62547
 
Beans should come in several brands:
More Beans the gas producing variety that real man can eat and be proud.
Less Beans the kind that do not produce gas and are suitable for ...