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To: JakeStraw who wrote (23668)	5/24/2002 1:36:07 PM
From: geoffrey Wren	Respond to of 62558

Clean joke Man takes his rabbit to a vet. Vet says, your rabbit has a terminal disease, there is nothing we can do, we should put it to sleep. Man says, I'd like a second opinion. Vet says okay, goes out, gets a labrador retriever who comes in, looks at the rabbit, lifts up its years, and then shakes his head indicating he thinks the rabbit is doomed. Then the vet brings in a Siamese cat, who looks the rabbit over, smells him carefully, then shakes his head indicating he thinks the rabbit is doomed. The rabbit owner says okay, I guess that's it. What do I owe you. Vet says: $850. Man says: $850!!. That's a lot. How come. Vet says: Well, my fee would normally be $50, but that was before we got the Lab test and the cat scan.