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To: Tomato who wrote (23720)5/31/2002 2:08:39 PM
From: Paul Hammon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62543
 
An optometrist instructs a woman in his office to read the
eye chart.

"Sorry, Doc," she says. "I can't make it out."

"Can you see my diploma hanging on the wall?"

"Nope, it's too blurry," she answers.

He thinks a minute, then takes out his penis. "Can you see
this?"

"Why yes, it's your penis."

"I knew it," he says, "you're cock-eyed!"