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To: Barney who wrote (23722)5/31/2002 3:30:46 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62547
 
A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night.

"Dad, listen," he shouted, "I've finally settled that old McKinney suit."

"Settled it?!" cried his astonished father. "You fool! I gave that to you as an annuity for life."



To: Barney who wrote (23722)6/1/2002 7:32:14 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62547
 
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.