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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23725)6/1/2002 7:17:59 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Respond to of 62548
 
Little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind
the driver.

The little kid starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my
mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued
with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I
would be a little elephant."

The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver got
angry and yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was a pimp
and your mom was a whore?"

Johnny smiled and said, "I would be a bus driver."
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