To: Patricia Trinchero who wrote (264549 ) 6/17/2002 1:47:33 AM From: Gordon A. Langston Respond to of 769667 I thought this jackass said he was going to quit. I can't believe anyone pays him for his whining. I Am Finished with this Damned Election Forget it. I quit. I absolutely freaking quit. As of 2:08 p.m. on Tuesday November 14, I no longer give one tinker's damn about who wins this nauseating farce of an election. I will not watch. I will not read. I will not care. I am through. Finito. Done. Why should I possibly care? Let's review all the reasons I shouldn't care, shall we?: 1. Gore and Bush both suck. They and their minions have acted terribly throughout this. Gore comes out Thursday threatening lawsuits. Bush poo-poohs lawsuits BECAUSE HE TRUSTS PEOPLE, and then turns tail and charges into a FEDERAL COURTROOM to stop a perfectly legal vote count. Hypocrites, frauds, thieves, shills, spinners, wheedlers, liars, screamers...on both sides there are no good guys. 2. Florida sucks. Florida is the best argument I have ever heard for global warming. Sink that swamp forever. 3. The judge who decided to uphold the 5pm drop-dead time for ending and certifying the vote count has confused this situation possibly beyond repair. There was a good solid argument on both sides regarding whether or not to extend that deadline; aspects of the law could be argued in either direction. A solid decision was needed. And what happens? The judge spits the bit, refuses to take a solid stand, plays it both ways and thereby accomplished absolutely NOTHING. What did he do? Follow me here: the judge decided that the vote count would end at 5pm BUT counties can add supplemental vote counts after the deadline BUT the Secretary of State can disavow those supplemental counts if she chooses BUT she cannot do so "arbitrarily" BUT those vote counts will be totally incomplete and thereby innacurate and useless SO that is reason to dismiss them out of hand BUT a Federal judge has said the count should be done BUT that seems to have been overturned SO both Gore and some counties will appeal this totally confusing decision WHICH MEANS THIS FARCE WILL NEVER END, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. This peabrained weak-kneed cowardly lion of a judge has opened the door to limitless litigation. 4. It doesn't matter who wins. The country is polarized, the Congress is totally split, no legislation beyond congressional raises will pass. Don't worry about Roe v. Wade. FORGET the Supreme Court - any nominee who doesn't walk on water or raise the dead will get Borked, depend on it. Nothing is gonna happen in the next four years unless somebody drops a nuke on us...which frankly is something I might welcome, as long as they nuke Florida, Texas, Tennessee or Washington DC. 5. Ralph Nader sucks. Not only did he skew this election with his hubris-driven campaign (do as I say, America, and do it now, or I'll mess everything up!), but he destroyed any remote chance that a third party candidate will EVER be President. Nader got 90,000+ votes in spot-'o-hell Florida, and that is more than the difference. Do you think anyone will vote third party and risk something like this ever happening again? DOUBT IT. We're stuck with the Republicans and the Democrats, kids, forever and ever, amen. MY ADVICE TO ALBERT GORE IS TO CONCEDE NOW!!! BE THE BIG MAN, BE THE HERO, QUIT THE RACE AND SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS FOR 2004. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE PRESIDENT NOW. WHOEVER IS PRESIDENT WILL BE 'INSTANT LOSER'. WALK THE HELL AWAY AND SAVE US ALL FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL-ELECTION VERSION OF THE O.J. SIMPSON TRIAL. Do not ask me about this race. Do not email me, stop me in the hall or in the street. Do not speak to me of this election. Just tell me when it's over. I quit.