To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (265261 ) 6/19/2002 1:48:59 PM From: gao seng Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667 The Surreal Abraham Lincoln By Nathan Porter BSNN.net Book Reviews What if everything you knew about Abraham Lincoln were false? What if, instead of an American hero who freed the slaves, Lincoln was in fact the son of Satan who instigated the bloodiest war in American history in order to teach his Kentucky in-laws a lesson in good manners? In The Surreal Lincoln, author Thomas J. DiLusional uncovers a side of Lincoln never before seen. DiLusional portrays President Lincoln as a demon spirit who devoted his earthly life to dismantling the American form of government from one that supported human bondage to one that lived up to ideals embodied in The Declaration of Independence, that all men are created equal. Standing in his way, however, was the South, with its hierarchical society, its resistance to literacy, and its reliance on unfettered human slave trade. To accomplish his illegitimate goals, Lincoln literally pissed on the Constitution every night before going to bed (giving it the yellowy, wrinkled appearance of today), trampled on the states right to sanction slavery, and instigated a devastating Civil War that haunts us to this day, as proved by the writings of Mr. DiLusional. In The Surreal Lincoln, readers will discover a side of The Great Emancipator never taught in schools—a side that calls into question his humanity and explains the true origins of that unnecessary war and unfortunate Emancipation Proclamation. According to DiLusional, a peacefully negotiated secession was the best way to handle every single problem facing every single American in 1860. Imagine how much better the world would be if the Confederate States of America had won independence and preserved the right to enslave humans, the privilege of leaving its people uneducated, its roads made of dirt, and its minority of aristocrats in control of all the wealth, all for the cause of tax-free living. Yes, but for Abraham Lincoln, the American South of today would be a paradigm of paradise on par with Mexico. This is the indisputable lesson of The Surreal Lincoln, a work that showcases the unique writing talents of Mr. DiLusioinal. © 2002 www.BSNN.net All Rights Reserved. Reposting to message boards or discussion forums permitted only with this message intact. Any other reposting or use is strictly prohibited.bsnn.net Click here for image