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To: Barney who wrote (23891)6/20/2002 9:59:49 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62578
 
The Lighter Side of Church Bulletins...

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

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The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery in the basement.

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The Rev. Jones spoke briefly, much to the joy of the congregation.

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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the men's pancake breakfast next Saturday morning.

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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing an excellent sermon when Rev. C.B. Hoffman filled our pulpit.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the fellowship hall on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.