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To: Barney who wrote (23905)6/21/2002 9:57:06 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country song titles. Here are some entries:

"I Lost My Honey Bunny on a Bad Hare Day

"Ain't No Trash Been in My Trailer Since the Night I Threw You Out"

"You Want to Get Hitched, but My Heart Is Filled With Whoa"

"Baked My Sweetie a Pie, but He Left With a Tart"

"She Chews Tobacco, But She Won't Choose Me"

"The Peach I Picked in Georgia Didn't Cling to Me for Long"

"Don't Want The Floozy in My Jacuzzi"

"I Found the Recipe for Heartbreak in a Cookbook on Your Shelf"

"Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy"

- Quoted by Mary Ann Madden