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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (23915)	6/22/2002 12:54:03 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62558

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of de-feet.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (23915)	6/22/2002 1:43:17 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On our wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on." So, she did and said, "these are too big. I can't wear them." So I replied, "exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will. Ever since that night we've never had any problems". 'Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks over his father's advice for several days. Then, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, Jack. They don't fit me." Jack says, "Exactly right. I wear the pants in this family, and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." After that comment, Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says "Here you go try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."