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To: Barney who wrote (23937)	6/26/2002 1:25:38 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

Notable Quotes Wed Jun 26, 8:10 AM ET "I want to focus on my salad." --MARTHA STEWART's response to a question about an insider-trading scandal as she chopped cabbage on CBS's "The Early Show." story.news.yahoo.com

To: Barney who wrote (23937)	6/26/2002 6:44:55 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish > > New York City Building, when a young and beautiful > > woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive > > perfume. She turns to the old woman and says > > arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" > > Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the > > elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old > > woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About > > three floors later, the old woman has reached her > > destination and is about to get off the elevator. > > Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in > > the eye, then bends over and farts And says ... > > "Broccoli. 49 cents a pound."