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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23975)	6/29/2002 6:53:19 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

AND YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD PRIVACY. THEGOVERNMENT HAS GONE TOO FAR! Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet including your own. I just searched for my license, and there it was, picture and all. This was something I didn't know you could do. I am not sure I like this info out there for everyone. Go to: license.shorturl.com

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23975)	6/29/2002 8:40:08 PM
From: Raymond Duray	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY DOES FINANCE: Per this week's Barrron's, this is what some popular financial acronyms really mean: EBITDA = Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor. EBIT = Earnings before irregularities and tampering. CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer. NAV = Normal Andersen valuation. EPS = Eventual prison sentence.

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23975)	7/5/2002 9:49:39 AM
From: Hawkmoon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Recently, I've been hanging out with a raucously hilarious group of flight attendants from various airlines in the DC area (they're all friends). Talk about some funny stories!! Recently heard over the intercom at the end of a flight (from one of their co-workers and the name of the airlines changed by me): "Ladies and Gentleman, we hope you've enjoyed flying with us today on United Airlines Flight 91. For those of you who have not enjoyed the flight, this is American Airlines Flight 134." Hawk