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To: Guardian who wrote (24060)7/11/2002 10:15:43 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62562
 
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renown surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me.. your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.