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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (24097)	7/17/2002 10:06:00 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

Somehow I suspect this is a repeat, but it was cute... ++++++++++++++++++ A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate > >>>> their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,"I have a > >>>> confession to make, I'm not really a virgin."The husband replies, "That's > >>>> no big thing in this day and age."The wife continues, "I know, but I've > >>>> only been with one other guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." > >>>> "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." > >>>> > >>>> "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with > >>>> him." "But I'm in love with you, and I want you to make love to me" the > >>>> wife whispers seductively into her husbands ear. He meets her passion and > >>>> desire and they proceed to have incredible sex. When they're done the > >>>> husband gets up and walks to the telephone. > >>>> > >>>> "What are you doing?" asks the wife. > >>>> >>>> The husband says, "I'm really hungry, I was going to call room service and > >>>> get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would > >>>> Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband > >>>> puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. > >>>> > >>>> When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone."Now what are you > >>>> doing?" She asks.The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to > >>>> call room service to get something to eat.""Tiger still wouldn't do > >>>> that.""Oh yeah? What would Mr. Tiger Woods do now?" he asks with an edge > >>>> to his voice. > >>>> >>>> "He'd come back to bed and do it again" she says throwing back the covers. >>>> The guy slams down the phone, goes back to the bed and makes love one more >>>> time. When they finish he's absolutely exhausted. He drags himself over to > >>>> the phone and starts to dial. > >>>> > >>>> The wife asks, "Are you calling room service again?" > >>>> > >>>> "Hell no! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn > >>>> hole!"