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To: Silver_Bullet who wrote (24313)	8/6/2002 6:24:15 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions. A woman rushed to help him. As she knelt to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside saying, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid." The woman stood up watching as he took the man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. Just then she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about needing a doctor, I'm here."

To: Silver_Bullet who wrote (24313)	8/7/2002 5:15:09 AM
From: Guardian	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." ------------------------------------------------ Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful." -------------------------------------------------- As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" --------------------------------------------------- An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen,the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that,after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."