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To: Guardian who wrote (24357)	8/10/2002 2:46:35 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Overheard.... "I went to the store the other day and was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked-nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for bald tires! So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first... then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. But what did I care. My car as parked around the corner."